We were gathering together a group for lunch yesterday and I stepped away to the port-a-potty (you use them when you see them). All of my friends were behind me to start with, but when I stepped out–I saw three tall guys walking in a row. It certainly looked like the friends that I have, who would not hesitate in leaving me. So, being the desperate person that I am, I followed.
I almost caught up to them about 50 feet away from the DFAC, when they turned around. I realized, however, that I had been following the wrong people.
Close behind them were my friends, who did not take the effort to wait for me or look for me–so I’m glad I followed somebody. But, I still had a funny story to tell about how I was following the wrong people. The punch line of the story was; “So, I’m the dork!”
As I spoke these words, I attempted, and failed to lift my leg over the wooden sidewalk at the entrance of the DFAC.
I began to tumble. They began to laugh.Â
I was embarrassed.
So, yes, I’m the dork!
Have you done something to make you feel like a dork? Ease my pain and tell me about it!!
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Very funny!! I love you and all your dorkiness! You know, I couldn’t even begin to name all the dork filled stuff I’ve done!
As one who saw it all first hand, yes, Keith looked like a dork. I did try to stop his fall so he would look less dorky.
And in our defense, we were still in the building when YOU left before us, and we saw you way ahead trucking after another crew. Dork…:)
Since Chris was so mean to you – I thought I should dish on him a bit…muhahaha!
Chris got his eyebrows waxed before our wedding. =)
And to make you feel better – when I was a kid, my dad pastored a small church. The building was VERY little. One time during a sermon, I left to use the restroom. While washing my hands, I started belting out a song that was stuck in my head (it was from a butter commercial and all I can remember is it said “Mooooooove over butter…â€) When I came back into the service – everyone was smiling with their heads down trying not to laugh. I didn’t realize why until someone said something about my “solo†after church. So embarrassing! =)
If you are a Dork then what in the world am I?
Hi, Keith!!!
Only YOU know how many times your sister has embarrassed herself!! Remember the trip down the driveway when I was at LEAST twenty two (or more) and went down in my clip on roller skates???? You said “I don’t think that is a good idea….” AND I didn’t listen? I still have the scar to prove it!!!!! Love you, and miss you!!!!